World Stupidity Awards

Com a devida vénia ao Blogue de Esquerda, eis os nomeados para as várias categorias dos World Stupidity Awards. Paris Hilton e George Bush, com três nomeações cada, partem com vantagem, ela porque é loira,ele porque é Bush.

Stupidest Man of the Year:
- US Senator John Kerry
- Former Ukrainian President Leonid Kuchma
- Ann Coulter
- NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman and Players Association Director Bob Goodenow (Shared)
- US President George Bush

Stupidest Statement of the Year:
- “Can you handle my truth?” - Britney Spears
- “Go Fuck yourself” - Dick Cheney, US Vice President
- “Nooooooooooooo” - Darth Vader, in Star Wars Revenge of the Sith
- “They never stop thinking of ways of harming America, and neither do we.” - US President George W. Bush
- “That’s hot.” - Paris Hilton

Dumbest Moment of the Year:
- Ashlee Simpson on SNL
- Basketball fight featuring Ron Artest
- Prince Harry showing up to party in Nazi suit
- Tom Cruise on Oprah
- Russell Crowe throwing a phone at somebody’s head5

Stupidest Movie of the Year:
- Elektra
- Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
- Alexander
- Alien vs Predator
- The Pacifier

Stupidest Woman of the Year:
- Paris Hilton
- Ashlee Simpson
- Branjelina
- The Runaway Bride
- Paula Abdul

Stupidest Trend of the Year:
- Religious Fundamentalism of all kinds
- War
- Crystal Meth
- Seeing the Virgin Mary in toast, hamburgers etc...
- Climate Change

Stupidest TV Show of the Year:
- Britney Spears, Chaotic
- Surreal Life
- The Simple Life
- The Beauty and the Geek
- Dr Phil

Dumbest Government of the Year:
- The Government of Iran
- The Government of the United States of America
- The Government of Canada
- The Government of North Korea
- The United Nations

Stupidity Award for Reckless Endangerment of the Planet:
- Kim Jong Il, Dictator of North Korea
- US President George Bush
- The Vatican
- The Government of Iran
- Paris Hilton

Media Outlet Which Has Best Furthered Ignorance:
- Fox News
- CBS News
- CNN
- Al Jazeera
- Newsweek

Stupidest Award Show of The Year:
- The Oscars
- The Grammys
- The Daytime Emmy Awards
- The Golden Globes
- The World Stupidity Awards

Não há portugueses nesta lista, o que vem provar que o facto de sermos pequeninos e ninguém nos conhecer também tem as suas vantagens...